Ein Hammie Wong

Today I was presented with a selection of random hanging toys above my crib. I don’t understand why the upright humans keep making me touch random toys. I’m happy enough just staring at them. Ladies, look at how gentleman-like and proper I am with my hands all nicely together in the middle. Flirting is a […]

Poolside lounging 🏖 While checking out the fine ladies around my crib … And chewing incessantly on my fingers because of some weird sensation in my gums that is annoying the hell out of me!