This is how Ein felt when we told him he was leaving CHOP, with his epic boo boo lip, big boy tear and all:

EXCUSEEE MEEEE!!! MOMMMMMMM, you’re cramping my game! I’ll be taking over this blog from now on, thank you very much.

My CHOP and Hackensack loveys will always be my BAEs. I miss each and every one of them dearly and thank them for all of the love, endless smoochie kisses, attention, positive energy, smiley faces, starry eyed gazes, handholding, snuggling and deep conversations we had.

But watch out, LA babes, there’s a new mayor in town

And if that wink didn’t impress you, check out the private jet I rolled in to sunny SoCal